• @PugJesus
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    1021 day ago

    “Time Until Trump Leaves Office If We’re Lucky

    • Monkey With A Shell
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      271 day ago

      No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

      On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

      • @[email protected]
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        291 day ago

        If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

        • @[email protected]
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          131 day ago

          What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

            • @then_three_more
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              71 day ago

              What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

              And then trump spontaneously combusted.

              • Flying Squid
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                41 day ago

                Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.

            • Flying Squid
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              41 day ago

              “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

              THANKS, OBAMA!

            • @jaybone
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              21 day ago

              Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.

      • Billiam
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        61 day ago

        Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

        No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

      • FuglyDuck
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        31 day ago

        I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

        Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!

    • @[email protected]
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      101 day ago

      Yeah, it’s either going to be way before or way after. There’s virtually no chance it’s actually on Jan 20th.