• @dellish
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    481 day ago

    Aside from how terrible that article is, it clearly states a visa application may not be granted if the applicant has a prior drug CONVICTION. Which Harry doesn’t. So what’s the problem? This is just more bullshit hot air generated by the Heritage Foundation, get a life losers.

  • Flying Squid
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    601 day ago

    Someone remind me about the racial makeup of Meghan Markle. Because something tells me that her father’s race could possibly be relevant in Trump’s assessment.

    • @PugJesus
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      1021 day ago

      “Time Until Trump Leaves Office If We’re Lucky

      • Monkey With A Shell
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        271 day ago

        No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

        On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

        • @[email protected]
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          291 day ago

          If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

          • @[email protected]
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            131 day ago

            What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

              • @then_three_more
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                71 day ago

                What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

                And then trump spontaneously combusted.

                • Flying Squid
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                  41 day ago

                  Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.

              • Flying Squid
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                41 day ago

                “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

                THANKS, OBAMA!

              • @jaybone
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                21 day ago

                Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.

        • Billiam
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          61 day ago

          Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

          No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

        • FuglyDuck
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          31 day ago

          I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

          Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!

      • @[email protected]
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        101 day ago

        Yeah, it’s either going to be way before or way after. There’s virtually no chance it’s actually on Jan 20th.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 day ago

      Trump will not leave office willingly. The game has changed. You can’t vote out a dictator. The US just had its last free election for the foreseeable future.

      The only way out of this is by taking to the streets in protest, strikes, and disobedience. Pretending everything will be okay in 4 years will just keep people complacent and doing nothing and allow him to solidify his control.

      This is not normal. You are no longer in a democracy, and you’re moving away from it by the day.

    • Random_Character_A
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      331 day ago

      Oh, he won’t leave. At that point he has declared himself an god emperor.

      • @Duamerthrax
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        31 day ago

        He could also die of a heart attack before that. He really should have by now though with how he eats.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 day ago

        He will leave, but he’ll create a Trump dynasty. He’ll be asking Kim for advice and I don’t mean kardashian

    • @Sho
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      11 day ago

      The countdown is kinda depressing (only because we have so long to go), but each second passed gives me hope. Carry on good Samaritan 👍

      • @[email protected]
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        Are you seriously believing with the way things go now that he won’t try and remove that obstacle? You guys are on the way to facist dictatorship and you point at a clock that shows a potential meaningless number.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 day ago

          He said “you won’t have to vote anymore”. So he’s definitely gonna try something. Will be interesting to see how he’ll do that…

        • @Sho
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          31 day ago

          I’ll take any small victory I can at this point, shits bleak AF

    • Flying Squid
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      91 day ago

      Yes, but it’s something he and Harry’s late racist grandmother would agree on. So there’s that.

  • @MothmanDelorian
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    61 day ago

    There’s no legal mechanism to do so and the UK isn’t someone the USA can afford to piss off.

    • @the_tab_key
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      281 day ago

      Neither of your points are of any concern to the current administration.

      • @seven_phone
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        31 day ago

        I don’t think any concerns meet that criteria.

          • @seven_phone
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            31 day ago

            I think he thinks about China as much as he thinks about last night’s supper, he knows ultimately China will back down, not because it is weak but because it is sane. Putin created Trump to perform a few basic tasks and having gained power in such an unopposed manner he is now up to whatever takes his fancy in the moment and that will be as problematic for Russia as it will for everyone else.

    • ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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      111 day ago

      SNL is so fucked at this point. how you gonna come up with satire when america is the worlds biggest joke at the moment? i pitty the writers.