• @[email protected]
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    42 days ago

    honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

    • @ZeffSyde
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      61 day ago

      jingle-jingle

      Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…

      jingle -jingle

      Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

      jingle-jingle

      Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…

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        21 day ago

        oh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?