• @[email protected]English
    25•2 days ago

    One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

    • @[email protected]English
      4•2 days ago

      honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

      • @ZeffSydeEnglish
        6•1 day ago

        jingle-jingle

        Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…

        jingle -jingle

        Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

        jingle-jingle

        Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…

        • @[email protected]English
          2•1 day ago

          oh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?