• @Mickey7OP
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    820 hours ago

    Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”

    • @Whelks_chance
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      319 hours ago

      I’m going to have to numb you.

      Num num num num num num.