The Giant Korean to Funny: Home of the HahaEnglish • 9 days agoWhat else you got, Lemmy?imagemessage-square149arrow-up1622arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1608arrow-down1imageWhat else you got, Lemmy?The Giant Korean to Funny: Home of the HahaEnglish • 9 days agomessage-square149file-text
minus-square@Agent641link7•edit-29 days agoHeck only has public toilets. The stall door squeaks really loud. The gaps between the door and the wall are nearly half an inch. There’s always skid marks in the bowl and the last person didn’t flush. There’s piss dribbles on the seat. The toilet paper dispenser gives out individual sheets by cranking a knob on the side. The knob is hard to turn, and sticky. There’s a small puddle of piss on the floor between your feet where you drop your dacks. You are only wearing socks because shoes are illegal in heck. You have 4 minutes each day to do your poos. They allocate your poo schedule, not you. If you go over your allocated time, the floor opens up and you fall into actual hell. In actual hell, you only get 2 minutes a day on the toilet.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkEnglish4•9 days agoThe individual sheets are that shitty 2-ply that separates into 1-ply that’s a nanometer thick and basically transparent. Your finger always goes through. Every time. The toilet water splashes you with precision accuracy in the anus. Every time. Also it’s not just a half-inch crack in the stall door, but someone keeps jiggling the handle and peeking, still standing there when you come out.
minus-square@Agent641link3•9 days agoThere’s also no ventilation and it’s super hot and humid in there, so it smells like a pissy rainforest and you sweat in the 40 C air so much that the toilet paper turns to mush when you wipe your sweat-drenched crack.
Heck only has public toilets.
The stall door squeaks really loud.
The gaps between the door and the wall are nearly half an inch.
There’s always skid marks in the bowl and the last person didn’t flush.
There’s piss dribbles on the seat.
The toilet paper dispenser gives out individual sheets by cranking a knob on the side.
The knob is hard to turn, and sticky.
There’s a small puddle of piss on the floor between your feet where you drop your dacks.
You are only wearing socks because shoes are illegal in heck.
You have 4 minutes each day to do your poos.
They allocate your poo schedule, not you.
If you go over your allocated time, the floor opens up and you fall into actual hell.
In actual hell, you only get 2 minutes a day on the toilet.
The individual sheets are that shitty 2-ply that separates into 1-ply that’s a nanometer thick and basically transparent.
Your finger always goes through. Every time.
The toilet water splashes you with precision accuracy in the anus. Every time.
Also it’s not just a half-inch crack in the stall door, but someone keeps jiggling the handle and peeking, still standing there when you come out.
There’s also no ventilation and it’s super hot and humid in there, so it smells like a pissy rainforest and you sweat in the 40 C air so much that the toilet paper turns to mush when you wipe your sweat-drenched crack.