• FuglyDuck
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    142 days ago

    For the record, I do delare, that the Best Lake be named for the Best State. So now, hence forth and forever, Lake Superior shall be known as Lake Minnesota.

    And Canadians, if you have a problem with that, shoulda renamed it faster.

    • Em Adespoton
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      332 days ago

      We already did — it’s named after Canada. Why did you think it was called Lake Superior?

      • ALQ
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        132 days ago

        Careful, we won’t have burn units here in the US for much longer.

      • FuglyDuck
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        2 days ago

        you can’t just un-rename something I just renamed like that! that’s not allowed- it’s against the rules I just made up!

        (also… Canada isn’t a state/province… do you really want BC getting in on this?)

    • @[email protected]
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      12 days ago

      And I declare my toilet as “Baby Ruth presents: The Northern South Texas Community Pool for Doodoos, Nudity, Lemmy, and Dead Legs”

      • FuglyDuck
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        32 days ago

        I mean, it’s your toilet… call it what you want… but “the baby ruth presents: the Northern South Texas Community Pool for Doodoos, Nudity, Lemmy, and Dead legs” might be a little unwieldly…