• @cm0002
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      406 days ago

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    • @[email protected]
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      156 days ago

      I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?

      Changing timestamps and creating empty files…

      Of course, that makes so much sense. 🤔

      • @[email protected]
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        236 days ago

        It does make sense! When you modify a file, you do “things” on it, you write it. So the minimum you can possibly do to a file to modify it, is “to poke it”: to touch it.

        • @[email protected]
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          85 days ago

          I mean I’m sure that’s the logic or something but…

          Man it just feels wrong. Like the sonic hedgehog gene feels wrong. You know?

          • @[email protected]
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            55 days ago

            Hahahha, I just learnt about that gene a little while ago and thought the same: that’s an stupid name for a gene. How would you name them? (the gene and the command)

            • @[email protected]
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              55 days ago

              Imagine being a doctor telling a couple their fetus died because of a sonic hedgehog gene mutation, tho. (This does happen)

              Like, it won’t matter in another few hundred years, but culture is difficult right now.

              Makes me wonder if the romans did meme shit like that. They graffiti shitposted and whatever so…

              Luckily nobody asks me what I would name shit because my pets are testament to my complete lack of creativity. 😊

      • @SkunkWorkz
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        45 days ago

        Ah Donglegate, good times. Even funnier that the guy who got fired because of this lady’s tweet sided with her like a meek little bitch.