I thought I had finally found a healthy drink I liked with no artificial sweetness and they had to go and fuck it up

  • @Today
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    402 days ago

    But it tastes artificial and fucks with lots of tummies.

    • setVeryLoud(true);
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      91 day ago

      Yeah Stevia tastes like poison to me, super bitter.

      Basically all artificial sweeteners taste like either bitter or nothing at all to me. So I’m really angry when I buy a product I’ve been buying for years and it suddenly tastes like a Nintendo Switch cartridge.

      >:(

      • @Today
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        21 day ago

        Like the sweet plasticky taste of dasani.

      • @JamesTBagg
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        21 day ago

        suddenly tastes like a Nintendo Switch cartridge.

        Fuck. I know this smell. You just triggered NES and Super Nintendo memories in me. Never played Switch but I’m assuming they’re about the same.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 day ago

          The switch cartridges have a bitterant added to them since they’re small enough to be a choking hazard. It’s not the smell of the construction material they’re talking about.

          • @JamesTBagg
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            21 day ago

            Ah, so not the scent-memories that were triggered in me then. Different Nintendo scents, makes sense.

            • setVeryLoud(true);
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              11 day ago

              I love the smell of electronics! What I’m referencing is indeed the bitter compound they put on Switch cartridges, it tastes really bad and you taste it for a really long time, a stern warning to would-be choking children.

    • @Dkarma
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      81 day ago

      You’re thinking of xylitol which gets mixed with commercial stevia crystals to cut the sweetness

    • @daggermoon
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      322 days ago

      I think anything you’re not used to has the potential to fuck with your tummy

    • @[email protected]
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      152 days ago

      I have yet to find a low calorie sweetener that doesn’t bother my digestive system. My wife, who lives on diet Pepsi, doesn’t believe me.

      • @Squirrelsdrivemenuts
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        32 days ago

        I have the exact same issue! Haven’t met anyone else with the same problem yet. Really sucks that more and more non-diet drinks are containing some amount of artificial sweetener.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 day ago

        Liquorice (there’s also an actual root, not just the confectionery) is very sweet and tummy-friendly, actually recognised as a herbal remedy over here for (mild) gastritis because antiinflammatory and antispasmodic (alongside helping with coughs and having some antibacterial properties) but too much will fuck with your blood pressure, avoid it if you have any issues there. A bit will probably be fine but a habit generally isn’t “a bit”.

        There’s some medicinal teas over here which pretty much only contain it to taste better (otherwise makes no sense in combination with e.g. valerian). The stuff is actually sweet and pleasant, not a neutral but woody sweetness, not to be confused with North European liquorice confectionery where the predominant flavour is Salammoniac. Which are also very good… hey I grew up with the stuff, don’t look at me like that. Anyhow if you want a naturally sweet herbal tea adding a couple of shavings of the stuff should do the trick.