• @alekwithak
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    4 days ago

    Once upon a time, there was a mom
    Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon
    Sitting on her nest she heard scratching and said
    “Oh boy, my eggs are hatching”
    One by one her kids popped free
    Baby Pteranadons, one two three
    “I’ll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don”
    But Tiny said “Wait… what’s that noise?”

    Through the ferns and trees, orange she did spy
    And as she began to focus she made out an eye
    Fixed right on her and her newborn pups
    With her husband out she knew time was up
    With tiny in her beak and shiny clasped up tight
    As fast as she could she took off in flight
    Dawn called out
    “Oh no! Mom please!!”
    Shiny clipped a branch and fell through the trees
    Mrs. T couldn’t hold back her shouts
    She accidentally spit Tiny out
    By then the T Rex was right upon them
    It had made a quick snack out of dawn
    And as it raced towards her other kin
    She whispered to herself “never again”

    “We’ll bring this beast back to our home
    And raise him like one of our own
    teach him tolerance and love
    He’ll be as docile as a dove
    (She is a time Traveller after all)
    He’ll grow into a T-Rex Jesus
    Or T-Rex Hitler if it please us
    We’ll control his destiny
    Now are you against or are you with me?”

    Mr. T look up and sighed
    A single tear fell from his eye
    And he said “No we’ll raise him right
    And treat him well
    His attitude, well time will tell
    But if we can beat nature with nuture
    Then dinosaur truly is the dominant lifeform.”

    “We’re not technically dinosaurs” said Mrs. T

    Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
    Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
    Shes gonna use (what has she got to lose) The dinosaur train!