• Lexam
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    333 days ago

    What do you think causes Satan to have a bad day in Hell?

    • @serpineslair
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      283 days ago

      One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.

    • @Sanctus
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      153 days ago

      Have you read the Divine Comedy? Every day is a bad day in Hell for Satan, too.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      73 days ago

      When a murderer repents at the last second and gets a free pass into heaven

    • merde alors
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      43 days ago

      probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any “day” Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.

      Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don’t you think?

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        13 days ago

        Uhhhhhh…pretty sure Gaza isn’t in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn’t Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you’ll find in Las Vegas!

        • merde alors
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          12 days ago

          U.S. should invade Las Vegas too and rename it “The Meadows”.