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    8 months ago

    [The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work

    Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink

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      8 months ago

      “It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

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        8 months ago

        It prints in white text on a black background

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          8 months ago

          And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.

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      8 months ago

      Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

      Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

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      8 months ago

      The pin will be reconfigured to notify you when you need to buy more ink.