• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    1223 days ago

    [The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work

    Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink

    • @[email protected]
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      703 days ago

      “It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

      • @FauxLiving
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        103 days ago

        It prints in white text on a black background

        • @SkyezOpen
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          93 days ago

          And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.

    • @slaacaa
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      143 days ago

      Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

      Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

    • @[email protected]
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      53 days ago

      I’ve been in an acquisition like this. I feel for anyone who has their startup work dismantled by an acquisition just looking to hire and squash their product.

      • Echo Dot
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        83 days ago

        The product was a failure long before HP got anywhere near it

    • Flying Squid
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      03 days ago

      The pin will be reconfigured to notify you when you need to buy more ink.