• @Sgt_choke_n_stroke
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    242 days ago

    It’s kinda weird most of his kids are conceived via IVF.

    Sounds like his dick doesn’t work lol

    • @[email protected]
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      142 days ago

      I think it’s likely he does genetic screening or even gene editing for his offspring. This would align with his other futuristic and transhumanist ideas.

    • @[email protected]
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      192 days ago

      He recently knocked up a right wing influencer. She just posted a statement saying something about “negotiating acknowledgement of the child” secretly with Elon but the tabloids are about to expose them. Maybe it’s an elaborate ruse to seem like a young virile stud just impregnating women left and right but I think the IVF is to select only boys

      • @Sgt_choke_n_stroke
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        122 days ago

        God how funny would that be. The child was never real and it’s as fake as his “gaming career”

      • @Snowclone
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        52 days ago

        He saw The King and I and was like ‘‘why don’t I have 100s of kids?’’

    • Sibbo
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      62 days ago

      It nobody actually wants him to stick his dick inside them?