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    President Elon watches from his swasticar parked across the road. His face flush, tense, breath hitchng; and obvious strain through his body. Teremulous, he rasps, “Cuck me Vlad, cuck me so good!!!”

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      3 days ago

      …He realizes that submitting to the only white man richer than himself is finally the thing that gives him a Tesla Semi in his pants.