• Wren
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    This is an insult to the concept of pets.

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s a beautiful image, but it is still undercut by being unrealistic.

    There’s no way Trump’s arms could physically hold him up like that.

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        lol yeah, it would be a race to see what makes his elbows hit the ground first: his arms collapsing under his weight or the little points on the ends of his arms piercing through the earth!

  • @[email protected]
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    President Elon watches from his swasticar parked across the road. His face flush, tense, breath hitchng; and obvious strain through his body. Teremulous, he rasps, “Cuck me Vlad, cuck me so good!!!”

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      …He realizes that submitting to the only white man richer than himself is finally the thing that gives him a Tesla Semi in his pants.

  • Sibbo
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    Sometimes I think that all the energy that is wasted in training these AI models is worth it after all.

      • AGuyAcrossTheInternet
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        Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

        Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

  • @[email protected]
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    Naive and misleading. When class interests align, there’s no need for anybody to use a leash. They’re all playing by the same book.

    • @WhatYouNeed
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      233 days ago

      Musk running free on all fours next to him, with a squeaky toy in his mouth.

      • @Num10ck
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        42 days ago

        and Xi is holding a leash to Putin, while also a zombie on fire.

      • TheObviousSolution
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        My personal opinion is that Putin would have thrown Musk out of a window already if he could have, and that Bannon is basically his proxy on this. Musk just wants smaller, easier to influence nations that his companies can more easily manipulate and be less subject to regulations as a result. Musk doesn’t give a shit about Putin, he is more concerned about there being an economy under him he can’t exploit as well.

  • @Hellsfire29
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    12 days ago

    I just hope that if any nation tries to invade the US, I hope they’re dumb enough to start in the south. The rednecks will deal with them swiftly.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 days ago

    He’s not a good boy or a big teddy bear, those things are dangerous and we shouldn’t be letting people buy them

  • @rockettaco37
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    12 days ago

    I’m sorry, but I’m totally stealing this. xD