• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    102 days ago

    Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 days ago

      America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that’s how you do a city

      • KSP Atlas
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        2 days ago

        Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

        • @[email protected]
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          11 day ago

          It’s a really beautiful park with an incredible background of old town royal mile and it isn’t even crack top 3 best parks in Edinburgh

    • @Zorque
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      22 days ago

      That’s not a park, then, it’s a nature preserve.

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          12 days ago

          So… you don’t want to touch the grass?

          • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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            I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

            • @Zorque
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              12 days ago

              So… a national park, then?

              • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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                Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

                And they make me wear clothes.