• @Lost_My_Mind
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    71 day ago

    Middle aged white women LOVE to claim they love wine. I even sometimes see them buying decorative signs to hang in their house that say “Live Laugh Wine”.

    And yet…blank looks anytime I ask what distro they’re on.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        61 day ago

        Man, I wish. I used to drink Whiskey and beer all the time. Then my colon said “FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!”. Now the doctors tell me to not do that anymore.

        You want some beer? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want some cheeseburgers? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want some potato chips? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want to drive a Tesla? No, I’m not a nazi. Plus they’re ugly as hell.

        • @CeeBee_Eh
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          114 hours ago

          I can’t even drink anything because I’m literally allergic to alcohol. Any alcohol.

          • @Lost_My_Mind
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            12 hours ago

            “Hi, it’s iFixit! Today we’re going to clean this old NES cartridge contacts. You’ll need a few Q-Tips, and isopropyl alcohol!”

            “NOOOOOOOO!!!”

            • @CeeBee_Eh
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              14 minutes ago

              Forget allergies, that’s just straight up toxic.

        • @Samespot
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          221 hours ago

          Bro brought the blue tick bot comments from Xitter onto here 😂