The Canadian side of the binational program will operate normally, but “sea lamprey don’t care where the border is,” McClinchey said. “The ones from the U.S. will just go over to the Canadian side and eat the fish there. Lamprey will move about.”

It’s a terrible terrible crisis, the Americans are not sending their best, we have some bad lampreys here, and we’re gonna get ’em out.

Time for us to annex the great lakes. Or build an undersea wall, idk.