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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish41•2 days agoGut: The bacteria are saying we need sugar Brain: This is now my primary directive
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆linkEnglish21•2 days agoExactly thirty minutes later… Anus: Hey, Brain - we’ve got a little problem here. Brain: Can’t it wait? We’re driving. Anus: Absolutely the fuck not.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•2 days agoNow that’s the gut just relaying pertinent information.
Gut: The bacteria are saying we need sugar
Brain: This is now my primary directive
Exactly thirty minutes later…
Anus: Hey, Brain - we’ve got a little problem here.
Brain: Can’t it wait? We’re driving.
Anus: Absolutely the fuck not.
The brain need some sweet sweet glucose
Now that’s the gut just relaying pertinent information.