• @[email protected]
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    22 days ago

    Barge of muscles? Absolutely. I’m a heavy lifter. Been lifting since I was 15 and now 43. I deadlift 405lbs easily, buddy. Hence the 6 - 8 eggs ;)

    • @TheDoozer
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      02 days ago

      Okay, but how are your expectorating skills? Can anybody spit like you?

        • @TheDoozer
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          11 day ago

          I feel like you’re missing the reference we’re making.

          Gaston:

          When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

          Ev’ry morning to help me get large

          And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs

          So I’m roughly the size of a barge