Summary
Elon Musk admitted that his mass email to federal employees demanding weekly accomplishment reports sent to him or risk termination was a test to gauge responsiveness.
Musk tried to frame the move as a “pulse check” on bureaucrats.
The email caused confusion, with some agency leaders advising staff to ignore it, while others initially instructed compliance before reversing course.
A rift emerged as top officials at the FBI, Pentagon, State Department, Department of Homeland Security, and Department of Energy openly defied Musk’s directive, highlighting tensions within the administration.
“It’s just an A/B test, bro”.
P.S. I fucking HATE that I have to hear this kind of bullshit corporate-speak all the time at work, by the way…the terminology is almost always used incorrectly as an added bonus.
I don’t know if fElon’s style of speaking grates on me so much because he’s picked up just so much of this same HiveMind bullshit pseudo-techno jargon, or because so many others hear people like him and think, “oh, he has money, he must be smart and important, so I should parrot that like a brainless dumbass and hope others think I’m a sooper dooper genius, too”, and therefore, I hear so many other idiots spouting this same kind of shit like they are the stupidest parody of a corporate drone from a show like Silicon Valley…
Anyway, I’m quite sick of it, regardless of the cause, and when I see fElon going off and saying the same vapid shit passed off as Great Pearls Of Techbro Wisdom that I hear at work, I think part of my brain breaks.