Summary

Elon Musk admitted that his mass email to federal employees demanding weekly accomplishment reports sent to him or risk termination was a test to gauge responsiveness.

Musk tried to frame the move as a “pulse check” on bureaucrats.

The email caused confusion, with some agency leaders advising staff to ignore it, while others initially instructed compliance before reversing course.

A rift emerged as top officials at the FBI, Pentagon, State Department, Department of Homeland Security, and Department of Energy openly defied Musk’s directive, highlighting tensions within the administration.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    211 hour ago

    No it wasn’t. It’s typical bully tactics when they’re pushed back. “I was just kidding bro, settle down”.

  • @rayyy
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    193 hours ago

    Musk is just another pathological liar. The goons herd together.

  • @Placebonickname
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    334 hours ago

    As a federal contractor I will no longer accept new work under our current presidental admin. I will instead go back to work on temp private sector contracts. This is my protest.

    No shame in everybody who has to keep working for the federal government - everyone’s gotta feed their family first .

  • @eran_morad
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    Guy needs a heavy dose of fentanyl.

  • Therobohour
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    416 hours ago

    That has real " it’s just a prank bro" energy

    • @ripcord
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      I dont see anything in the article that indicates that’s what he meant. Or that he “admitted” it was a “ruse”.

      He seems to be saying specifically that it was real and intentional and was planned to be used. He is just saying that he wanted to get a list of which people did/didn’t respond. What he planned to do with it is still a mystery, but using lack of response as justification to fire people seems like one good bet.

  • @Red_October
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    237 hours ago

    If anyone else acted to disrupt federal functionality like that they’d be in prison for treason.

    Nobody elected this chucklefuck, he is actively harmful to the country and doing irreparable damage. Of all the people getting deported this fucker is the one that really deserves it.

  • @iAvicenna
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    Nobody replies back to his power move, his reaction: “LoL joke”. Literally a man with the mental age of a ten year old is running the show.

  • Psaldorn
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    268 hours ago

    admits

    Claims

    Shitty, apologist headline.

  • @Strider
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    238 hours ago

    The main takeaway from this should be: his power is not unlimited.

  • Zeppo
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    24113 hours ago

    Sounds like bullshit. I’d say he was totally serious and then is now, after it mostly fizzles, is giving the suitty excuse because he’s a childish and weasely coward.

    • Tarquinn2049
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      It didn’t play out how he wanted it to, and people were pushing back and talking about it being very illegal, people that matter. So, of course, it was a joke all along. “Man, you guys thought I was serious? Could you imagine? You guys really need to lighten up and take a joke better. So serious…”

      We’ve all been on the other end of that from the various douchebags in our lives.

      Also “ha, you flinched!” They like when people react like that.

    • @credo
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      Let’s assume, on average, every Government worker spent only 10 minutes reviewing, talking about, determining the legitimacy of, and figuring out the correct course of action for this email. Musk’s stupidity cost taxpayers 333,333 hours in wasted time.

      That’s only for 10 minutes.

      • @stopdropandprole
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        federal workers are terrified right now that if they make one wrong step, they’ll be on their asses, with families and mortgages depending on them to be perfect.

        this email alone resulted in thousands of unplanned mandatory meetings with supervisors, checking with coworkers, asking PR and internal communications experts, consulting with division directors, on and on up the chain of command.

        trust me, they spent way more than 10 minutes, more like hours and hours per employee across the whole govt.

        • bean
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          I wonder how much money that accounts for. Sounds like this unelected ketamine fueled fuckwit is wasting government money. I hear there is an efficiency department now, someone should report him for excessive waste of public taxpayer funded money.

          • @[email protected]
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            67 hours ago

            I wonder how much money that accounts for

            Let’s throw some numbers around. Quick google search says that federal workers make $35/hour on average and that there’s about 3 million workers. Let’s be generous for Elmo and say that only half of the workers received and/or reacted to the email and that they only spent an hour on responding, attending to meetings with colleagues and so on about the case.

            So, 1.5 million hours * 35 dollars per hour equals to cool 52,5 million. Adjust numbers on how ever you like. 50-200 million is a big pile of cash, but in the US government scale that’s not much above a rounding error. Pretty hefty bill anyways from a single email sent by a guy whose authorization on anything is pretty much just ‘trust me bro’.

          • @errer
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            88 hours ago

            Government discretionary budget is like $2T. Wasting say a quarter of a day (2 hours) of the 250 or so working days in a year is about 1/1000th the total year wasted. So figure $2B wasted, approximately.

            • @SpaceNoodle
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              That’s about 1000× as much as he’s actually “saved” in line items

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        811 hours ago

        You just cannot understand the galaxy brain “efficiency” that fElon is blessing the world with here.

        People would talk about Steve Jobs and his “reality distortion field”, but I’m not sure he had anything on the levels of bullshit that fElon and those around him can be convinced of. It’s probably due to money.

    • Skeezix
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      108 hours ago

      Ha Ha, just joking!

    • @[email protected]
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      3613 hours ago

      they were getting pushback from their own ‘people’ heading some of the agencies and departments. they had to walk the email back or risk actually losing one or more of them to sanity.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 hours ago

      Nah, I definitely think it was a ruse, just not this one. What the fuck were they ever gonna DO with 3 million e-mails coming in within a week? Actually analyze them all to idendify each employee’s value? Nonsense.

      A) It was a cheap way to bank an excuse to fire anyone who didn’t respond “for cause” at some later point when they identify people they want to fire, and are looking for cause.

      B) They were planning to feed all the responses into an LLM or something similar. Maybe as a way to look for certain “woke” buzzwords and make a hitlist of people to target for firing.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        911 hours ago

        The asshole should be in prison for life for breaking into our government systems and our institutions.

        Given that he’s filthy rich, I just know it won’t happen, but it really should. And ALL of his companies and assets seized. Maybe some set aside for baby mamas and children, but the rest should be handed over to the government, since all of it is built on the back of the government anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    Haha, it was a prank bro! A social experiment bro! Totally for real bro, I was just testing you bro! Bro!

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      “It’s just an A/B test, bro”.

      P.S. I fucking HATE that I have to hear this kind of bullshit corporate-speak all the time at work, by the way…the terminology is almost always used incorrectly as an added bonus.

      I don’t know if fElon’s style of speaking grates on me so much because he’s picked up just so much of this same HiveMind bullshit pseudo-techno jargon, or because so many others hear people like him and think, “oh, he has money, he must be smart and important, so I should parrot that like a brainless dumbass and hope others think I’m a sooper dooper genius, too”, and therefore, I hear so many other idiots spouting this same kind of shit like they are the stupidest parody of a corporate drone from a show like Silicon Valley…

      Anyway, I’m quite sick of it, regardless of the cause, and when I see fElon going off and saying the same vapid shit passed off as Great Pearls Of Techbro Wisdom that I hear at work, I think part of my brain breaks.

  • @leadore
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    “admits” it was a ruse? No, it wasn’t. He tried the same shit he pulled at Twitter and when it backfired, he made up a story about it just being a ruse. God, I hate it when the media enables the rewriting of history the new oligarch overlords feed them with.

  • @[email protected]
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    1810 hours ago

    It took a lot of time for many in our agency leadership to deal with this shit - I received 4 emails total about it from my supervisor and up the chain from there.

    These folks are busy - they have shit to do. I’m busy - I have shit to do. We were told not to respond so we didn’t. Fuck Space Karen.

  • @[email protected]
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    Wow. How efficient.

    Send this illegal idiot immigrant back to South Africa. His brain is rotten.

    Wasting everyone’s time and money.