Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 2 days agoSomething something sexual tyrannosaurusNSFWslrpnk.netimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down12
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minus-squarezombie bubble kittylinkfedilink67•2 days agoex-mormon here, born and raised. yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink43•2 days agoYour friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
minus-squareTrack_ShovelOPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 days agoHave they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
That’s a wingman and a half.
The technical term is “jump hump”
Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
Holy shit I’m dead.
Sorry to hear that hope you get better soon.
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?