• @[email protected]
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      1010 hours ago

      I probably like Ted Cruz more than most of my fellow senators do. And I HATE Ted Cruz.

      -Al Franken

    • @Zombiepirate
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      613 hours ago

      He’s the guy who picks his nose and then goes for a handshake to wipe off the boogers.

    • Zier
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      212 hours ago

      And cheezy parm popcorn on every break.