Two days after initially downplaying the outbreak as “not unusual,” the US health secretary, Robert F Kennedy Jr, on Friday said he recognizes the serious impact of the ongoing measles epidemic in Texas – in which a child died recently – and said the government is providing resources, including protective vaccines.

“Ending the measles outbreak is a top priority for me and my extraordinary team,” Kennedy – an avowed anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist who for years has sown doubts about the safety and efficacy of vaccines – said in a post on X.

Kennedy said his federal Department of Health and Human Services would send Texas 2,000 doses of the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine – typically meant to be given to children in a series of two shots at 12 to 15 months old as well as between the ages of four and six years old – through its immunization program.

      • @ryrybang
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        Space-X© healing crystals, provided for free but at an acquisition cost to the US government of $37 per crystal.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          82 days ago

          Just attended a vendor event with a bunch of vaguely witchy stuff, including lots of tarot and crystals. I assure you 37 bucks would be a steal.

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      112 days ago

      New emergency number: dial 711, and the homeopath-helicopter will be dispatched to your location to administer emergency foot zone therapy and essential oils.

      • Yggstyle
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        102 days ago

        Dispatched spiritually. Much faster and the angels don’t cost our government a dime! Check mate socialists!

        • @TehWorld
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          Uh, the angels that cover your malady require a 10% tithe.

    • Diplomjodler
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      The government will be handing out free healing crystals starting tomorrow.

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        The government will be awarding a contract to Elon Musk to provide subsidized for-profit healing crystals to those with mandatory healing-crystal insurance.