• @Remember_the_tooth
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    6612 hours ago

    Because we haven’t figured out how to make it cost $251 yet.

    • partial_accumen
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      3011 hours ago

      They have actually, you just don’t know it, and you’re late on your payment. The late fee? $1/day. Congrats, its now $251/day.

      • @Remember_the_tooth
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        1610 hours ago

        Aren’t you forgetting the $1 convenience fee for electronic payments? Also, they don’t take checks or cash. $252!