Like, he pops out of his little hole, and just…his heart stops.
Do we get 6 more weeks of winter or not? Maybe we get an apocalypse instead?
Like, he pops out of his little hole, and just…his heart stops.
Do we get 6 more weeks of winter or not? Maybe we get an apocalypse instead?
The same thing that happens no matter what a groundhog does. Because groundhogs don’t affect the weather.
Of course not. That would be ridiculous. Everyone knows they can only predict it.
Can I book you for parties? You’d be a great hit
Bozo the Rationalist.
“Your parents are going to die one day, kids, and so are you! Now who wants cake?!”