• @PattyMcB
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    1723 hours ago

    I keep telling my cat to stay out of the gun safe, but he never listens

    • @saltesc
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      722 hours ago

      And reverse psychology doesn’t work on cats.

      “You can go into the gun cabinet whenever you want. It’s not off-bounds at all. Help yourself! I’d be happy if you did.”

      “Who’s asking you for permission, bitch?”