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Idk why I’m still scared of my cat for things like this lol
Forgot the all-important butt wriggle! You can’t pounce without doing that first!
Ah yes. You never really are too sure, until the gun comes out.
I keep telling my cat to stay out of the gun safe, but he never listens
And reverse psychology doesn’t work on cats.
“You can go into the gun cabinet whenever you want. It’s not off-bounds at all. Help yourself! I’d be happy if you did.”
“Who’s asking you for permission, bitch?”
Denyay, defwend, depwose.
My cat unironically likea being shot at with a nerf gun so they can take cover and try to advance on me. Of course I aim far away from them.
