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We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn’t it?
Fuck off she’s my girlfriend, she messaged me personally
No, you fuck off I’m going to talk to her right now
Noooooooooooooooooo
Hey, buddy? You need a tissue? Or, like… a bandaid?
Tourniquet?
Always tourniquet the neck, I say. Fastest way to stop the screaming. Bleeding stops pretty quick afterwards, but it’s a shoehorn for the screaming.
I see what you’re trying to do. But honestly, her past is none of my business. I’m focused on our future together.