JD Vance was bored even before Donald Trump launched into his 99-minute speech last night, complaining to House Speaker Mike Johnson on a hot mic. […] “By the way, I think the speech is going to be great. But I don’t know how you do this for 90 minutes,” said Vance, clearly longing for his couch. To which his sharper colleague, who was obviously aware of the hot mic, made a quick and smooth pivot.

  • @ATDA
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    1718 hours ago

    I mean I’m tired of listening to Trump repeat the same tired ass lies all the time so I can only imagine having to sit there thinking about penetrating the plush soft supple chair oh God I can’t stand up…