We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

  • @MataVatnik
    21•18 hours ago

    I’ve been offering free rimjobs on lemmy and I’m still lonely 😖

      • Sabata
        7•16 hours ago

        The forbidden Rimworld mod could work too…

    • SundrayEnglish
      4•16 hours ago

      Rimjobs are only free if your time is worth nothing!

    • @[email protected]English
      6•18 hours ago

      Send mass PMs with a single blurry picture, look disinterested, and don’t bother with any sort of personalization.

      Having a personality is a turn-off for men, I’ve heard.

    • @essell
      5•18 hours ago

      How you gonna hear the conversation from all the way down there?