• @DarkFuture
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    2717 hours ago

    What else would a coward do?

    He couldn’t even follow through on his fight with clothing store mannequin Mark Fuckerberg.

    • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In
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      512 hours ago

      Even though he’s just 5’7" and 155 lbs, I don’t think I’d want to take Zuckerberg on.

      • @Soggy
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        311 hours ago

        I’ve got half a foot and a hundred pounds on him, I would jump at the opportunity.

        • @kat_angstrom
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          39 hours ago

          I don’t even know you but I’d jump at the opportunity to watch that

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        210 hours ago

        Eh, I don’t think he’s been upgraded to the liquid metal version yet so you’d probably be OK.