It’s Musk’s drug of choice

  • @[email protected]
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    3918 hours ago

    He’s the richest man on earth. He probably has people moving product just for his consumption and distribution. There’s no way all he uses is K. People at the billionaire level probably take drugs plebians have never heard of.

    • @stickly
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      4117 hours ago

      But I was told they all wake up at 4am for their 15 mile morning jog before a carefully balanced breakfast of a protein supplement and ancient grains. How could they take drugs?? The billionaire body is a sacred temple!

    • @Duamerthrax
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      2317 hours ago

      Judging by the chest, he’s also taking HGH.

      • @[email protected]
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        916 hours ago

        wait is this a thing for real? I’ve never heard of hgh but that chest looks somehow more inhuman than zuck’s face

        • @Duamerthrax
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          1715 hours ago

          That’s the theory going around. Human growth hormone is considered a “youth drug” by some and makes your organs keep growing. He didn’t always have that chest.

          • @[email protected]
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            1413 hours ago

            So if I understand biology correct isn’t he at risk for massive organ failure due to circulation issues and from them just getting too big to function. I can only hope the Allfather strikes him down for his huboristic abuse of medicine.

          • Muad'dib
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            614 hours ago

            So now Elon Musk is gonna help Ender Wiggin commit genocide?