• Singletona082
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    2112 hours ago

    In Kirk’s defense. He did try pulling a phsae-rifle on gary and it didn’t work. So, realizing his backup was non-viable, sought a more reliable solution.

    • In Kirk’s defense, he didn’t need anything more than a club. The man could full-body body-check multiple opponents at once. He fought a dinosaur hand-to-hand, and in the end won by hand-crafting a blunderbuss using nothing but natural environmental materials.

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      2012 hours ago

      Necessity is the dildo of invention. As they say.