• @OldManBOMBIN
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    235 hours ago

    Free information dump:

    All independently fact-checked and verified accurate as of this morning

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      22 hours ago

      i dunno if i was jesus and had to watch person after person blast rope to waluigi hentai i’d want to be crucified

      • @OldManBOMBIN
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        21 hour ago

        You have to imagine that Jesus enjoys it, then it makes sense. Like Sisyphus

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          259 minutes ago

          I imagine that the boulder sisyphus pushes wouldn’t roll downhill if the top of the hill weren’t so slippery from zeus constantly blasting rope to waluigi hentai

          • @OldManBOMBIN
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            255 minutes ago

            I like the fact that your username makes it seem like you’re walking into a church while saying this and then you realize you’re not at the YMCA

    • @killeronthecorner
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      125 hours ago

      I can’t believe you’re just giving all of this away for free smh