• @Glory_of_Fire
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        17 hours ago

        Can I steal this? I’m going to regardless but I wanted to be polite first. ;p

    • Porto881
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      53 days ago

      As read by Morgan Freeman

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        63 days ago

        My sister got pregnant back in 2011. So I got her the book and audiocd of “Go the fuck to sleep”.

        She did NOT find it funny.

    • @Delta_V
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      53 days ago

      counterpoint: nobody poops but you

      • Rikudou_Sage
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        63 days ago

        Counterpoint: I’m literally pooping right now and I’m not the person you replied to.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          13 days ago

          Counter counter point…I’m watching you make stew!!!

      • @LePoisson
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        83 days ago

        That article is really fuzzing up the definition of “poop,” I’d argue over half those entries are just how the thing poops weirdly. I guess if you get into semantics it may be technically true but I just consider pooping to be eliminating bodily waste so to me that whole article is like, “look how oddly these things poop.” 😅