Thomas finally got the cannon cart aligned properly when a little voice shouted “fucking fire it you dumb steam train!”. So Thomas caved and fired the canon…"oh no! What have I done! Maybe I can out run the canon ball! Yes what a great idea shouted persy! It was you! Persy! You were the one who made me fucking fire the canon! Wasn’t it! Uh? Wasn’t it? Now let’s run after those canon balls!..unbeknownst to the two retarded trains who by the way have no eyes or brains, canon balls travel much faster than a train could ever dream of. So it was over before they started. The end.
I miss George Carling.
Thomas finally got the cannon cart aligned properly when a little voice shouted “fucking fire it you dumb steam train!”. So Thomas caved and fired the canon…"oh no! What have I done! Maybe I can out run the canon ball! Yes what a great idea shouted persy! It was you! Persy! You were the one who made me fucking fire the canon! Wasn’t it! Uh? Wasn’t it? Now let’s run after those canon balls!..unbeknownst to the two retarded trains who by the way have no eyes or brains, canon balls travel much faster than a train could ever dream of. So it was over before they started. The end.