• Miles O'Brien
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        1 day ago

        “I’m gonna make a sunny-side-up egg for my toast today”

        cracks egg, yolk shatters into 10,000 pieces when it hits the pan

        “I’m making scrambled eggs today.”

        Skill issue, tbh

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          23 hours ago

          Oh when that happens my heart sinks and I pretend it didn’t happen so I have an amorphously-shaped yolk that’s considerably less runny than the other one (my go-to is two sunny side eggs)