• MudMan
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    3015 hours ago

    See, I’ve seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let’s be honest, if you’re into knees you’re clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.

    • @Pregnenolone
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      49 hours ago

      I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.

      • Match!!
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        56 hours ago

        I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣

    • @[email protected]
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      1312 hours ago

      There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.

      • Wugmeister
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        189 hours ago

        And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

          • Wugmeister
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            67 hours ago

            Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.