• @niktemadur
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    93 hours ago

    Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.

  • @daggermoon
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    43 hours ago

    Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view

    • @Opisek
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      148 minutes ago

      Let the man enjoy his front row

    • Higgs boson
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      177 hours ago

      I give my brother shit because he’s far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he’s hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it…Yeah, I didnt buy it either.

      • @[email protected]
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        Forget profit, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Have a counterargument to give him. He’s the product, and his service is giving fascist trolls someone to argue with, and fellow “leftists” someone to come to X to see. He’s encouraging other people to use the site, and they’re watching ads and buying checkmarks.

        Also he’s encouraging governments and politicians to stay, and letting the media be controlled by a fascist.

        It would be a lot less profitable if the site was only bots. He’s subsidizing the bots.

    • @toynbee
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      1212 hours ago

      I don’t know, but my dad definitely didn’t want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.

  • @taiyang
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    710 hours ago

    The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.

  • @Caesium
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    1512 hours ago

    a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter

    • JackbyDev
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      75 hours ago

      Calves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What’s the world coming to when we can’t openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.

      • @dan69
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        118 minutes ago

        Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.

  • Monitor
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    1212 hours ago

    Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution

  • MudMan
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    See, I’ve seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let’s be honest, if you’re into knees you’re clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.

    • @Pregnenolone
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      49 hours ago

      I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.

      • Match!!
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        56 hours ago

        I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣

    • @[email protected]
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      1312 hours ago

      There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.

      • Wugmeister
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        189 hours ago

        And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

          • Wugmeister
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            67 hours ago

            Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.