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minus-squareTanis Nikanalink75•6 hours agoMost of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
minus-squareDem BosainlinkfedilinkEnglish14•6 hours agoWhat is “priaprism”? I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
minus-squareTanis Nikanalink18•6 hours agoHaving a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool. His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had. He is a man without potential or love.
minus-squareDem BosainlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 hour agoThe joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
minus-squareEvkob (they/them)linkfedilink5•5 hours ago priaprism I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 hours agoIsn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•5 hours agoHe in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
What is “priaprism”?
I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.
His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.
He is a man without potential or love.
The joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
One hour too late. Smh
He in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.