• @[email protected]
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    111 hour ago

    Imagine firing your entire IT team and then crying ‘cyberattack’ when the servers can’t handle traffic.

    🐱🐱🐱

    • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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      110 minutes ago

      I mean, they’re being DDOSed right now. But yeah, he fired anyone who would know how to mitigate a DDOS attack.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    42 hours ago

    Why is anyone even still using that product?

  • @El_Azulito
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    32 hours ago

    I never noticed until this picture how much X looks like two swords crossed. Hmmm.

    • Gigameister
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      456 hours ago

      I was coming on this thread to say “Anonymous better claim this and come out of stasis…”

      Your comment made my day!

      • DreamButt
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        116 hours ago

        Did they tho? I don’t see anything on the site that claims this attack

  • Tanis Nikana
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    767 hours ago

    Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.

    • Dem Bosain
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      147 hours ago

      What is “priaprism”?

      I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.

      • Tanis Nikana
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        186 hours ago

        Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.

        His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.

        He is a man without potential or love.

    • @chilicheeselies
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      226 hours ago

      Some of the people who stayrd are h1b slaves who cant leave

      • @[email protected]
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        45 hours ago

        I understand that it can be immensely scary to leave a job and if the acquisition happened a week ago I’d be more forgiving but… they’ve had enough time, H1Bs have exit clauses that, especially someone fleeing Twitter for ethical reasons, could have used to find an alternative sponsor.

        I do fucking hate H1B exploitation, but folks have had long enough at this point that the excuses runneth dry.

        • @[email protected]
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          33 hours ago

          I was on an H1 programme, but not for a green card. Just until the TNs were fixed.

          But these exit clauses? Never heard of 'em. We lived in abject fear of fucking up to the point of being fired, as that meant a moving truck super-fast. We were glad we had a company that paid us at par and also kept us on when it had to downsize for daring to sue IBM.

          I shudder at the people trapped at Twitter and what they must see daily.

  • Pennomi
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    437 hours ago

    Good thing the US is lowering its cybersecurity forces. 🤦

  • Cephiroth
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    44 hours ago

    Oh goody, Anon must be back.

    • @arotriosOP
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      217 hours ago

      Musk right now…