• @DaddleDew
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    7919 hours ago

    In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

      • @blattrules
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        1414 hours ago

        The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.

        • M137
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          212 hours ago

          ON a flood?

      • Suite404
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        211 hours ago

        Tesla is a close second at this point.

    • @Bytemeister
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      616 hours ago

      He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.

      Yet here we are.