JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some temporary shortfalls due to the avian flu, I want to let all our loyal customers know that we will continue to sell delicious, farm-fresh eggs by […]
Don’t try to tell me a dozen is 9, a dozen has always been God’s number: 7!
The holy numbers of the current “chosen Abrahamic faith of God,” are 9 and 19.