We’re currently flooded the grass is underwater.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    Amazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.

    • @pnelegoOP
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      11 year ago

      The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.