• asteriskeverything
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    6 months ago

    You shall not bear false witness to your neighbor

    That’s literally all career Republicans do.

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      6 months ago

      That’s just the tip! They also go sucky sucky under bathroom stalls, keep tabs on their male family members’ porn habits, get caught escaping a 20-man orgy through a small widow, and shower male escorts with expensive gifts.

      Oh, and they pray. Or pretend to, anyway.