We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

  • @fuboEnglish
    28•11 months ago

    Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.

    “I sexed last night about pony poops.”
    “He sexed at me about goat groping.”
    “She’s not sexing with me anymore.”

    • @snakeEnglish
      14•11 months ago

      Tesla Model S
      Tesla Model 3
      Tesla Model X
      Tesla Model Y

      Do you see it?

      • @fuboEnglish
        8•11 months ago

        “Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
        — nobody, of any gender, ever