We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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  • @fubo
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    282 years ago

    Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.

    “I sexed last night about pony poops.”
    “He sexed at me about goat groping.”
    “She’s not sexing with me anymore.”

    • @snake
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      2 years ago

      Tesla Model S
      Tesla Model 3
      Tesla Model X
      Tesla Model Y

      Do you see it?

      • @fubo
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        82 years ago

        “Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
        — nobody, of any gender, ever

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        Xbox series S

        Sony playstation 5

        Xbox series X

        Holy shit

      • @andrr_464
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        12 years ago

        GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

  • @[email protected]
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    182 years ago

    Now everything is X.

    The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

    Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 years ago

      I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette

    • BillyOP
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      42 years ago

      So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”

    • TheHalc
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      22 years ago

      Yes and No? Also X.

    • BillyOP
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      62 years ago

      Haha, I love it. How very Roman.

  • @who8mydamnoreos
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    172 years ago

    eXcretions

  • m-p{3}
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    132 years ago

    𝕏crements

  • Brkdncr
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    122 years ago

    “Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

  • CynAq
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    122 years ago

    Xitting, pronounced “shitting”

  • @[email protected]
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    112 years ago

    Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

    • @RustedSwitch
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      12 years ago

      Let’s go with “Xarts”

  • @[email protected]
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    82 years ago

    It’s Elon, so they’ll probably be called “harambes”

  • Aussiemandeus
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    52 years ago

    An xcreet