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ShowerthoughtsEnglish · 5 months ago

If you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum

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If you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum

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Hens don’t need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.
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  This guy doesn’t even eat real farm fresh eggs.
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    Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.

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